"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."
Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
MEEEEEEE
“your friend is hot” story of my life
give me attention so i can ignore you
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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